I found  a great collection of love quotes on a recent web surf and and I was immediately hooked. There are tons of very funny sayings and humorous quotes covering everything about love and romance. And the quotations come from numerous places such as books, movies, poets, songs ,and famous authors. If you have had your share of relationships and had experienced the ups and downs of love and romance, you will find a gem here..

Here are some interesting selections that I really liked:

If you want him to fall head over heels, Give him something to trip over! (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)

Alejandro: Do you surrender? Elena Montero: No, but I may scream. Alejandro: I sometimes have that effect.  (From the movie THE MASK OF ZORRO)

EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.  (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)

Oh Moon! When I look on thy beautiful face, Careering along through the boundaries of space, The question has frequently come to my mind, If ever I’ll gaze on thy glorious behind!  (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)

You know, I have this awful paranoid thought That feminism was mostly invented by men So that they could like, Fool around a little more (From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE)

If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.  (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)

Virginity can be cured.  (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)

In Oxford, Ohio, it’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture. (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)

The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before.  (F. SCOTT FITZGERALD )

Human conception typically involves a chaotic dash by tens of millions of sperm seeking a path to a single egg. Some researchers believe that so many sperm are required because not one of them will stop to ask for directions! (MURPHY’S LAWS OF SEX)

Everytime she sneezes I believe it’s love (From the song ANNA BEGINS by COUNTING CROWS)

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle  (GLORIA STEINAM )

Any girl can be glamorous! All you have to do is stand still and look Stupid! (HEDY LAMARR )

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